My First Stupid Post

Yo... As you can see, this is my first post for my blog. I quite nervous when creating this blog because I'm not sure if I can manage it perfectly. In addition, my writing skill suck and always got many mistakes (major+minor). So please dun be angry if I post a screwed up essay here.

By the way, next month I'm going to have my monthly test and WHY THE HELL AM I CREATING this blog right now. Last two days, I planned not to on my com for 2 or 3 weeks because want to concentrate on study. This stupid-weak-ass-will only last for 1 day. And right now I'm creating this blog instead studying my weak subject. Can anyone teach me how to overcome this lazy brain of mine. T.T

Well, thats enough for my stupid lifestyle here. Last week I just received an email from Chee Yew and it was quite hilarious. I'll post it here and hope you all enjoy it.

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TEACHER: Maria , go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria
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TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald , what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie , name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen , why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie , give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie ........ Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie , do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook..
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold , what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher