Thursday, August 13, 2009

Idiot's Life

First of all, I must say sorry to those who disappointed by my laziness for not updating the blog.. Actually I intended to update this blog every week but some events during the last Sunday cause me fail to accomplish this simple task. Later I'll let u all know what happen.

Besides Sunday's events, I also need to present 2 powerpoint slide shows for the last two days. First is for the Math and the second is for Pengajian Am. As expected, both presentations ended up very boring especially math. My group did about magic square, if you want to know more den you can search it in wikipedia. The content is full of name from Europe, which i keep pronounce wrongly. For example, Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa von Nettesheim, the name is f**king long and I can't pronounce it without looking at the slide. Still got some others but i don't want to list it all here.. At the end of the presentation, our teacher told us next time please face the audience more then facing the slide. You all should know what this implies right? MY SOFT SKILL SUCKS!!!

Second day even worst, our topic is September 11 attacks. The PA syllabus is malay but we used all the information from wikipedia (english). Teacher ask us try to present it in malay. We got almost 30+ slides and you want us to translate all of it? wtf man.. But luckily teacher allow us to use english after discussing with her a few times. Now, the stupid part begins when I present the first slide. Recall again that our topic is September 11 attacks, I pronounced September 'sebelas' attacks.. What the hell am I doing? Laughed by all classmates. Haiz, I shouldn't have put too much hopes in my presentation. I quickly ran through my slides den pass the mic to my teammate. Next time please remember to do a rehearsal at home before the real presentation. At least don't make the same mistakes as I did..

Now lets talk about what happen during last Sunday. At noon, jin chong came to my house to discuss about PA presentation. After fixed our topic, information hunting begins.. We use 30% efforts on finding information, 70% on facebooking. This is Malaysian, as long as you can surf the net, no matter what you are doing there is always got extra tabs which is surfing either facebook, youtube or forum. We used 3hours to do 8 slides of the presentation, really "efficient". That jin chong keep play the h1n1 song from facebook, listen until dulan ad. After completing our parts in the presentation, i asked jin chong to teach me play dota. ^^

As expected from the pro. Denying, last hitting and farming creeps is faster than anybody else. He joined a game in the garena and randomed chaos knight. I learned his skill how to farm creeps. First, go near the creep that u want to farm. Mouse over that creep so that u could see its lifebar and keep tab 's' button. When the creep's hp is low enough for u to kill, straight right click den the creep is yours. Even though his group was being pushed in the early game, but after he farmed battle fury and other stuff, he and his teammates started to counter back and of course won at the end. The fast way to learn how to play dota is watch how a pro play, i really surprised that many things i didn't know after playing dota for almost a year.

We continued to play some games until 7.30 pm. Every Sunday at my house area got pasar malam. So we dicided to go there shopping as jin chong need to buy some food for his sister who is still hungry at home. As there is nothing special at the pasar malam, i'll skip to the main point. After fetching jin chong home, i drove back to my home. To reach my house, i need to pass the pasar malam area. All the vehicles park at the side of the road causing only 1 lane left for cars to travel. And of couse that it would be a serious traffic jam that anybody can even walk faster than cars.

While waiting for the cars in front of me to move, suddenly a loud colliding sound coming from the back of my car. At the same time, i also felt vibration from my car. Conclusion: My car was hit by another motherfucker's car. What should you all do when you face the same problem? In my mind is that there is only 1 road for cars to travel. If i get down the car right now, i'll be the 1 who cause the traffic jam, so i drove my car to a more spacious place. After the pasar malam is a T-junction, I turn left and that pro motherfucker go turn right. I quickly get down from the car and check the back of the car. Luckily not so serious, only got a very small crack.

Next time when u hit by another f**ker,
  1. Stop the engine of the car and check your car, don't care your surroundings.
  2. Write down the f**ker's car number.
  3. Call your parents to come.
I hope you all don't make the same idiot mistakes as i am..